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exo-body-porn:

exowmyovaries:

im-so-sexo:

chanyeolsvoice:

PMSL 

Kai strips down under dim lights then gets kinky with you in bed while Kris decides to join in.

HOLY FUCKKKK IM SO DONE.

Luhan gropes you then gets kinky with you in bed while Chanyeol cries deeply as he watches.

NOOOO!! DAMN IT CHANYEOL NOO ;A; COME JOIN MEEEE!! </3

Lay handcuffs you then stabs you with his dick while Xiumin braids your hair I AM SO DONE WITH EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK

kris bends you over and spanks your ass while tao cums on your chest well thats life

Sehun pours chocolate syrup all over his body then rips off his clothes while Luhan streams it live on his blog. ;))

Luhan was smiling the entire time, even when he was being pushed and shoved everywhere. He protected Xiumin the whole way; he protected him even though he’s the younger one. Always walking behind everyone else, he smiled and apologized to the fans because he couldn’t take their gifts and gently said thank you to the fans who encouraged him. He kept saying ‘be careful, be careful’ to the fans around him even when he almost fell down.

cr:某抽的鹿鹿从头帅到脚 and 瑶啊瑶啊摇一摇

translated by oh-luhans

kp0rn:

getlayd:

oh shit.

legit face porn

kp0rn:

getlayd:

oh shit.

legit face porn

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What if
You: hey could you sign my albu-
Band member: oh my god it's you. You're that girl that has a blog about me and my bandmates. I stalk you most of the time whenever we have breaks during practices. I finally got to meet you in person ohmygod this is the best day of my life. I edit our selcas together so it would look like we're actually together. Wait i have it in my wallet. I hope you're not creeped out. It's just that i really like you and what i'm trying to say is that i love you please marry me.
You: wat
Band member:
You:
Band member:
You:
Band member:
You:
Band member:
You:
Band member: i mean let me sign your cd for you
EXO - Let Out The Best
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exowmyovaries:

sixfeetofderp:

kimjonggin:

sexyguy-kai:

Can you imagine EXO singing this?

WELL SHIT THAT’S GOING TO BE HOT

f-f-f-f-fUCK ME EXO

cannot fuCKING WAIT

sunnyispondering:

ssehuni:

When suddenly an ahjumma grabbed Kai..

peeing cause his face

he is male me

kai this means i can’t marry you…because YOU are ME but with a penis 

If you’re not a PEASANT, reblog this.

thetrustysteed:

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The notes.

You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this

Holy shit the notes!image

todays wisdom:

sunnyispondering:

no such thing as too much drink,

just not enough body to enjoy it

nawmsayin?

sunnyispondering:

i’m gonna climb exo like tress on day